* children do not belong on leashes. EVER. Free the leash kids! Dogs yes, kids NO.
* 4 out 5 dentists surveryed. WHo is this 5th dentist and what the hell is his problem? Anticonformist? Or just some asshole who doesnt want to pay his ADA dues maybe. He needs to get with the program.
* For the love of God, stop making the "special" kids ride around on that goofy looking short bus! Why can they not ride a regular bus? Is there some medical reasoning I dont know about? An obscure federal law? Dont these kids have it tough enough? Leave them be and let them ride a real freaking bus already! As long as they have their helmets on they`ll be ok.
* What happend to blue toilet water? People used to put that stuff in the tank and it would turn the water blue. WHy blue? Does it blend with yellow and brown better? Why not pink? or Black. That would make more sense really. Black toilet water. That way you couldnt see the shit. But guess what, we WANT to see it, dont we? How bizzarre is that!
These are just a couple of things that keep me up at night and interfere with my ability to sustain normal relationships.
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Oh, Mark...you really need to get laid!
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