The Internet. Hard to remember life without it? Like when ATMs were new. I remember having to get my ass to the bank with my paycheck Friday to deposit or cash it or I was totally fucked. Does Friday get capitalized? Jeez, I used to be an excellent speller, knew all that shit. I`m fried.
Internet Happening #1. I have enrolled in college. I know, I cant quite believe it either. It will be 100% online. The Government is paying most of it. Honestly, that was the kicker. I did want to finish up my degree. But getting the government to pay for most of it. Good. They owe me.
Internet Happening #2. Online dating. I have a date Sunday with someone I have never met in person. Never spoke to you. Just found out her name a few hours ago. We exchanged correspondence for a couple of days. Saw each others pictures and profiles. There you have it. Instant date. I am quite confused over it all. We`ll see what happens. Details to follow. Then theres another one who I think we will be exchanging phone numbers tomorrow. What a strange, strange world it has become while I was away from it all. The dating world that is.
Lets see. I covered the education and socialization. Of course! Masturbation. The Internet comes in handy for that as well. So there you have it. A trifecta.
I`m not here to fuss, complain, bitch, blast, moan....all pathetic crap I usually do. Am I happy. No. I don't think so. But what I have been doing hasn't done the trick so I`m changing it up. Putting myself out there. Dating. College. Still seeking employment so i can make some money and move. That situation isn't good. But whatever.
It is what it is.
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